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[Aug. 18th, 2007|08:26 pm]
Friends of the Friend of All Mankind
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[User Picture]From: bloodlent
2007-08-19 03:47 am (UTC)
vagina
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[User Picture]From: sciucaro
2007-08-19 04:49 am (UTC)
Sucks we don't do much raids anymore to really need it.
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From: onipa
2007-08-19 04:55 am (UTC)
Shut up furry

Go blow a dog or something
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[User Picture]From: sciucaro
2007-08-19 05:21 am (UTC)
ladies first
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From: onipa
2007-08-19 05:27 am (UTC)
FROM:MR.SAHIDU MUSA
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK(A D B),
BURKINA FASO.

DEAR FURRY,

I AM MR SAHIDU MUSA THE MANAGER INCHARGE OF BILL AND EXCHANGER OF THE AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK/ (A.D.B) FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT.

THERE IS A BUSINESS I WOULD WANT YOU TO CHAMPION FOR ME.IN MY DEPARTMENT I DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US $15.5M (FIFTHEEN MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DORLLAS)
IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER MR ABDULLU HARUNA FROM BRUNEI.WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN AIR CRASH ON NOVEMBER 1999 (FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS CRASH VISIT THIS

WEBSITE: HTTP://WWW.S-T.COM/DAILY/11-99/11-02-99/D08HO174.HTM)

SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH,WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CAN NOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES,BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HIM IN THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM,

IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON’T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND.

THE REQUEST OF A FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CAN NOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FORIEGNER.I HAVE AGREED, THAT AFTER THE SMOOTH CONCLUSION
OF THE TRASACTION,THAT I WILL MAKE IT 50-50 FOR YOU CONSIDERING YOU AS A FOREIGN PARTNER,IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT,THERE AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED,

THEREFORE TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED,YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATIONS OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED,INDICATING YOUR FULL NAME,YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION,THE MONEY WILL BE RAMITTED.UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY,I WILL SEND TO YOU BY EMAIL OR FAX THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION.BE YOU INFORMED THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH FREE BOTH NOW AND IN THE FUTURE YOU SHOULD NOT
ENTERTAIN ANY FEAR WHAT SOEVER,AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN PERFECTED FOR THE TRANSFER.TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY
FROM:MR.SAHIDU MUSA
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER(A.D.B)

tl;dr RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE TO VERIFY YOUR ANIMAL-FUCKING STATUS. MURRRRR
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[User Picture]From: sciucaro
2007-08-19 05:56 am (UTC)
But it's from Nigeria, not Brunei.
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[User Picture]From: bloodlent
2007-08-19 08:29 pm (UTC)
THE MESSAGE ISN'T FROM NIGERIA!?!? IT MUST BE A FAKE!!!
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[User Picture]From: sexy_mac_genius
2007-08-19 05:43 am (UTC)
OWGBA
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